All in Essay
Did you know that elephants have tear ducts, and pet parakeets often die of loneliness?
He really does look like Hugh Jackman’s younger brother.
“Girls wear girl clothes and boys wear boy clothes.”
How was I supposed to argue with that?
I wasn’t just disinterested in penises, but in the people attached to them.
"You get to exhale now, Simon"
My friends call me a prostitute, but I say I’m just dating.